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gulliversspaceship:

9 Reasons Not to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex~

I’m in such a dino mood tonight.

Ma’am, the Harry Potter movie ended 20 minutes ago. You have to leave the theatre.

thatfunnyblog:

Wanna LAUGH OUT LOUD?! Follow this blog.

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madisonabuyo:

not-so-slim-shady:

this will never not be funny

dshjagfh cAN YOU SAY HIJO DE LA GRAN PUTA

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automaton-farmer:

mikidii:

atomicvalkyrie:

riningear:

scratchman:

sprechen-sie-sumo:

usuksexual:

ashangel899:

theothersidehassnow:

baklavagina:

ohcorny:

stephaniefoamwire:

asimplekoipond:

again

poke ando beens

SANDO DE PANDA

beep

beep

beep

WAAAAAAA

3

2

1

GO!

hajokiposhuuuugeehhhhh

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING THIS HARD

HIMARUYA
THIS IS HIMARUYA

IT’S BACK

Never fails to make me hungry

I won’t lie I want this guy to make all my lunches 

“UGH!” 

I love that part. so much. 

JESUS CHRIST IT’S BACK

beep beep beep

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAaAAaaaaAgh

this man is my spirit animal

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captainfagg0t:

lmao

Lol whut. I want this kitty.

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I love Emma Watson x)

couldnt-hide-the-emptiness:

omg. this reminds me of Pat. :’)

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practice-self-love:

fitvillains:

Gay couple reacts to being told they’re going to be Grandpas.

This made me SOOOO happy and excited! You almost wanna jump up and down with them!

“Whooooo!!!”

This filled me with SO MUCH JOY <3

Dear uterus,

If I could rip you out and store you in a box until I am intending to have children, I would definitely do so.  You’re annoying.  I’m not intending to have children any time soon, and I’m not having sex, and plan to keep it that way, so you don’t even serve the purpose of letting me know I’m not pregnant.  Even though you’ve stopped your reign of terror for this month, I know that now you’re plotting for next month.  You’re a bitch.

-Veronica.